I'll be comfortable admitting that I enjoy pornographic and otherwise raunchy entertainment, but for crying out loud DON'T BE SO JUVENILE ABOUT IT! It's like a bunch of ten year olds giggling that someone said "boobs", only they're in their forties.
GROW THE FUCK UP.
Also, "Every woman knows..." tagline. I have some lesbian friends here who would like to correct you, little miss smarmy.
That was added as an after thought. The original title was "Make Mine a Meat Log", but then I noticed that the last title had the word 'meat' in it, too. My OCD for paragraphical flow wouldn't allow for that, so one of them had to go.
I've no idea how to respond to a cover like that, really ^^